Calling the Humphrey family! Doctor Phil is ready to see you now! Oh, what a shocker. Looks like families in Brooklyn are just as dysfunctional as those in the Upper East Side. I think it's about time to wake up your idea, Rufus! While I'm sure it adds cool factor points for adopting the go-follow-your-dreams style of parenting , right about now will be appropriate to show both your kids exactly who's boss. Maybe take some lessons from Bart and Chuck, who despite years of animosity, were able to go into full on father-son bonding mode after reading a story written by Brooklyn's finest. With Vanessa absent from this episode, Jenny now reigns as the character with the worst haircut that really makes her look more Carol Brady and less rock 'n' roll. But that's not the only thing going wrong for little J especially when Agnes went all pyros over the pioneer dresses of J-Humphrey Designs to create vanity's bonfire. In the midst of screaming "Damn, woman! Grab your dresses and make a run for it!", I was actually anxiously anticipating a classic, dramatic Jenny meltdown! In other areas, Serena's milkshake was bringing Aaron to the yard and he displayed some very unconventional, yet refreshing methods of courtship. But wait! Don't get too happy yet, S! Because apparently, yours was merely the flavour of dairy for the week as our favourite caterpillar still has many girls lining up outside his door. Nicely done there. Someone really needs to get Serena off her narcissistic high horse! With her acting all coy and shamelessly pretending to dislike being the centre of attention, her photo shoot was unbelievably painful to watch. She even bailed on her bestfriend's 18th birthday party for goodness sake! Speaking of which, why do they only ever celebrate Blair's and Jenny's birthdays? I'm also sure many of my friends were disappointed that there was no half-naked Nate coming out of the bathroom to say good morning. Instead, the show's leading man-candy was replaced by none other than adorable Cyrus Rose! I knew it! Oh, Josh Shwartz.. you really do know how it's done. And who would have thought Dorota was really just a girl wanting to have fun? XOXO.

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